Back Away from the Blonde: Animals with Warning Colors
‘Ooh I love it!’ My friend screamed in the middle of the car dealership. Although we all know they are a target for the cops, she was instantly taken by the glitzy red Ferrari. ‘It’s so pretty and...
View ArticleIf the Shoe Fits, Buy It!
The Shoe. It’s a simple word and it has a simple purpose: To cover the foot and provide a rigid base on which the sole and heel can walk. Yet, this same word has the power to elicit squeals of joy and...
View ArticlePatrick Swayze: A Horse of a Different Color.
Patrick Swayze: The Dirty Dancer and the Ghost. He was People’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ in 1991 and depicted the face of the Civil War in ‘North and South.’ He was a singer and a licensed pilot. When you...
View ArticleFaking it or keeping it real?
We all do it. We fake it. We faked our age when we wanted to get into that bar in high school, we fake being sick when we don’t want to take an exam. We fake a bad cell phone connection when we don’t...
View ArticleNational Bosses Day – Honoring the Leader of the Pack.
There is probably no holiday more controversial than National Bosses Day; A day created to celebrate and appreciate the work of one’s boss. Huh!? You heard me right. No, not Employees Day… Bosses...
View ArticleMother Nature, Is Monogamy Sweet or is it Better to Cheat?
Monogamy, your one and only Not if you’re a cow or pony. In the pasture lush and green The bull and stallion check the scene. They hook up with females one by one. Smoke some grass when they are done...
View ArticleKiller Whale on Trial: Tilikum vs. Brancheau.
Is the case of of Tilikum vs. Branchaeu an instance of murder in the first degree or a simple act of animal instincts? No one other than Tilikum knows what was going on in his head on Wednesday,...
View ArticleTell us: What do you want to see on no.stupid.answers?
Polls: They’re often inaccurate, they’re often mis-worded, but gosh darn, are they fun! We’d love to hear feedback from you, dear readers, on what you’d like to see here on no.stupid.answers. More...
View ArticleBeware the wrath (or angst) of the loser.
Because I’m often inspired by Answers.com’s Who Would Win category, this week’s poll features an obvious one (depending on, I suppose, whether you prefer roundhouse kicks or sulky bangs…) [poll id="5"]...
View ArticleJust sleep on it.
Can anything compare to the feeling of laying your head down on a soft square of cotton, closing your eyes, molding your body into the depths of a mattress and letting the sweet flow of...
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